Ten Guilty Pleasures

Ten things that I indulge in that I probably shouldn't.

1. Reading the newspapers and finding out that 99.9128397287983616287647268% of all the articles are pro-Singapore.

2. Walking past the Speakers' Corner.

3. Noticing how the path to success is to name your company/product after a fruit.

4. Watching American Idol, and musing upon all the wannabes "desperate for some ardent glory."

5. Laughing as bishops violate the Seven Deadly Sins. Note the irony here.

6. Reading about how Lady Gaga, Black Eyed Peas, Rihanna, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Taylor Swift (WTF?!) and a hundred other singers are occult.

7. Being amused by why the f*ck Kim Yong-il is desperate to live in a life of complete secrecy. And going against the world. He must think he's the angel of some God unbeknownst to us and should probably be burnt at the stake.

8. Musing about the failed structure of the world. Yet I myself am a failure since I am part of the world.

9. OBAMA IS AN AVATAR.

10. Realising how any single anime has all sorts of explicit sexual references. Any single girl would be wearing super-miniskirts revealing everything.

"Every man is mortal; Socrates is a man; therefore, Socrates is mortal."

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